Wow, that really got out of hand. Sorry about that. My bad.

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Dear Superman,

"If injury has to be done to a man, it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." -Niccolo Machiavelli.

That was your first mistake.

See you soon.

And, yes, I can hear all of you snickering, but that's not meant to be literal.

I am apparently going to jail.

Fuck the police and their ridiculous fucking overreaction, it was a miniature nuclear reactor. As in not that big. And I had everything perfectly under control. IF IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS ABOUT TO HAVE A MELTDOWN, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE  ( Read more... )

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they ( Read more... )

For once, the lab didn't blow up! I knew that fire extinguisher was a good investment. This is a positive sign.

Without the nonsense that's been clouding my life recently, I'm feeling amazingly productive. Small South American governments in turmoil are veritable goldmines, really. Thanks for that, Superman!

I wonder if Wayne is still around...

If what my sources say the Capes have found is true (thanks for keeping the lines of communication open, by the way. It's not like I basically gave you all the critical information or anything. Oh, wait, yes I did.) then...

Gotcha.

Be seeing you, Superman.

This is Gotham. God only knows how many people have played around with reanimating the dead. Those zombies could have come from anywhere.

Regardless, it was LexCorp who helped control the outbreak and the cleanup. I deserve a medal, not an ethics investigation.

So yesterday I went on a date an outing with Clark Kent, and then I was almost eaten by zombies. That's not so unusual. But I think I just got dumped.

Nobody dumps Lex Luthor. Especially not Superman. Especially not for stupid reasons like reanimating the dead. It may be time to do something drastic.